| First Name | Ralph |
| Hometown | Santa Clara |
| State | California |
| Hair Color | Brown |
| Eye Color | Brown |
| Major | Art |
| Favorite Music | Saosin |
| Favorite Movie(s) | Casablanca, The Breakfast Club |
| Favorite Book(s) | SCHS 2008 Yearbook |
| Favorite Color(s) | Green |
| Favorite Quote | “This is my song for real no doubt” – R. Kelly |
| Favorite Ice Cream Flavor | Cherry Garcia |
| Favorite Arena You have Cheered In | |
| Favorite Friday Night Activity | Shenanigans |
| Personal Motto | Go hard or go home. |
| Most Memorable Spirit Squad Moment | How ridiculously hot it is and FUN it is to be Joe! |
| Historical Event you would like to Witness | The premiere of the last episode of Friends because I missed it! |
| Dream Vacation | Disneyland, while staying at the Disneyland Resort. |
| If your house was on fire and you could save one thing, what would it be? | My MacBook |
| Most Embarassing Moment | Having a mullet and bleached checkers on the back of my head, at the same time. |
| What would you like to Change About Yourself | My awkward first impressions. |
| Where do you see Yourself in 10 years | Teaching at my alma mater. |